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◆【轉貼】我的泡麵.....(轉寄) 2008-11-22 19:45
今晚颱風夜, 在公司看著窗外的風雨,

    我心裡早有了打算,

    daleleu(心想) : "回家買些乾糧, 接下來兩天就躲家裡看電視當少爺吧"

    下班後,

    我背著筆電穿著雨衣, 冒著風雨騎車回家,

    經過頂好超市,

    靠, 裡面滿滿都是人,

    大家都跟我一樣想買些乾糧回家屯.

    摸摸口袋, 只有200元,

    扣掉等下要買的晚餐, 我還剩120左右可以用.

    ok, fine,

    我就買瓶大罐牛奶, 一碗泡麵回家先頂著用吧.

    120應該夠吧.

    頂好裡面人多到一個不行, 我背著筆電等結帳,

    慢慢排隊, 累的要死,

    排了20分鐘,

    終於結完帳了.
 
    一出頂好超市大門, 靠北, 下超大的雨,

    拿著牛奶跟泡麵, 跑向我的摩托車

    車廂內太多東西, 只好把牛奶泡麵放在腳踏墊上.

    我用超快速度穿上雨衣, 馬上發動機車
                                                                               
    油門一灌!!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    (碰!!)
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    我聽到氣球爆掉的聲音..

                                                                            
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    ...
                                                                               
    ..
                                                                               
                                                                               
    daleleu : "三小?"
                                                                               
                                                                               
    回頭一看,
                                                                               
    我的泡麵被壓扁在馬路上,
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    幹哩!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!他什麼時候掉地上?!!!

                        
                                                                               
    林北排了老半天,
                                                                               
    結果一出超市門口就把自己泡麵壓爆.
                                                                               
    有沒有這麼靠北?
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    旁邊一個大樓管理員在走廊抽煙,
                                                                               
    看到這一幕,
                                                                               
    管理員 :"哈哈, 少年仔你金古椎, 不吃也別壓扁啊"
                                                                               
    daleleu : "呵呵......真是不小心啊"
                                                                               
                                                                                                                                                            
                                                                               
    因為超市門口很多人, 大家看到這一幕都在偷笑
                                                                               
    我也很瀟灑,
                                                                               
    裝做毫不在意就騎走了.
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    腳踏墊放著剩下的一罐牛奶,
                                                                               
    騎去買晚餐,
                                                                               
    雖然我裝做不在意, 其實心裡還蠻幹的.
                                                                               
    一路上一直機機歪歪的念東念西,
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    daleleu(心想) : "上次在麥當勞前壓爛自己三號餐, 這次又壓自己的泡麵!!
                                                                            
                     有沒有這麼倒楣啊?"
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    在買晚餐等便當的過程中,
                                                                               
    我突然覺得泡麵好可憐,
                                                                               
    我應該為這碗跟我無緣的泡麵做個紀念,
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    於是我買完便當,
                                                                               
    再騎回去頂好門口.
                                                                               
    把機車停旁邊,
                                                                               
    拿起了我的手機, 幫那碗被壓扁的泡麵, 拍了照片...
                                                                               
                                                                               

    對著路上的扁泡麵拍照是件很顯眼的事,
                                                                               
    為了不讓頂好門口的人都看著我,
                                                                               
    我偷偷摸摸的拍了一張,
                                                                               
    正要拍第二張,
                                                                               
    突然有汽車要經過,
                                                                               
    因為我的機車擋到他的路,
                                                                               
    只好放棄拍第二張,
                                                                               
    馬上跳上摩托車,
                                                                               
    油門一灌,
                                                                               
                                                                               
    ....
                                                                               
    ..
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    (碰)
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    我又聽到氣球爆炸的聲音,
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    回頭一看
                                                                               
    地上一灘白,
                                                                               
                                                                               
    daleleu : "幹!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!林北的牛奶!!!!!!!!!!!!"
                                                                               
                                                                             
    有沒有搞錯?!
                                                                               
    我竟然在同一個地點, 用我的機車,
                                                                               
    前後壓爆了我剛剛買了兩樣東西..
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    管理員 : "啊哈哈哈哈哈哈, 阿你不是剛剛壓泡麵的那個?

幹嘛又回來壓牛奶? 啊哈哈哈哈"
                                                                               
    daleleu (含著眼淚) : "..........."
                                                                               
                                                                               
    要不是我太傷心,
                                                                               
    我應該會當場扭斷管理員的頭吧.
                                                                               
                                                                             
                                                                               
                                                                               
    真的很靠北,
                                                                               
    那我剛剛排隊排那麼久, 到底在幹嘛?
                                                                               
    我花這一百塊是為了搞笑給超市門口跟管理員看嗎?!
                                                                               
    我到底要用機車壓幾次我的食物?
                                                                               
    damn,                     
                                                          
    我po完這篇, 等下要再去買一次!!                                                                               
 
    這次                                                                              
    ..
 
    .                                                                       
    我要走路去買..

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